Events this week!

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Hey everyone!

First of all, can we discuss how lovely our Ballet Parker, Dave is? Coy and dainty, Dave is a joy to watch as he pirouettes your car to its spot. If you want to see more gorgeous ballet parkers like this, come see a show-- they dance for you, rain, snow sleet or shine!

And onward---

This Thursday is the start of our "Pay what you can night". 7:30 PM - Be there for the event of the season! We will literally take whatever amount of money you give us. No kidding. Try us.

You got ten nickels?
How about 2,000 pennies?
a $2 bill?
A Benjamin?

All of these would be accepted.

So bring a posse. We'd love to have you! Plus, we also have amazing things EVERY Show, like $1 beers, and the best french fries this side of France!

Oooh, and I almost forgot! Our Improv Workshops begin in a week! 101, the beginner's class starts Tuesday, April 8th at 6pm, and if you'd like to learn to do what we do, call Mary in our offices. Mary is very helpful, and will tell you how to start on the path to becoming one of the funniest people alive.* Call 414-272-8888

That's the poop that's fit to type this week. And just for a nice little refresher-- here are our showtimes:

Thursday, 7:30pm - Pay what you can
Friday, 7:30pm - $12
Saturday, 3pm - $7.50
7:30pm, - $12
10pm, - $12







* - I'm not kidding. You will be so funny it's gonna probably be ridiculous.

This Saturday!

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Hey kiddies! Guess what?!

We're offering $2 off both the $7:30 and 10pm show this coming Saturday the 29th, in honor of "National Egg Salad Week".

You think I'm kidding? Look it up! It's real! And I happen to enjoy Egg Salad quite a bit. So, in honor of mayonnaise and eggs, you get $10 tickets all night Saturday.

I bet you wanna go to your kitchen right now, and make some egg salad. I made you hungry. (or wait-- did I just make MYSELF hungry?!)

In order to get the tickets at the Egg salad price, You MUST Mention Egg Salad to Alex our ticket guy, who also likes the stuff a lot. Get it? That's the Password!

Egg Salad.





Man. I am Starving now.

Look at you!

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You are so adorable! You, Audience Volunteer, are gorgeous!

Did you know that it's been statistically proven that if you're on stage, you are 67% more attractive?

Who need plastic surgery?!?! Just be an audience volunteer at ComedySportz!

Get your chance this weekend, our schedule is:

Friday, 7:30pm -$12
Saturday, 3pm - $7.50
Saturday, 7:30pm - $12
Saturday, 10pm - $12

BUT! Mention this blog entry and get $2.00 off your admission to Saturday's 10pm show.

(offer good only on 3-22-08, not good for any other show)

Call and make rezervationz today!!!

HUGE ANNONCEMENT!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at ComedySportz have a wonderful, exciting, insane announcement!

Starting Thursday, April 3rd, we will be having

Pay What You Can Night!

That's right kids, Every Thursday night, you can come down to see ComedySportz for however much you decide to pay! Normal tickets are $10 each, but if you only have $1 in your pocket, that's enough!

Tell your friends, Tell you family, tell your enemies!

Hey, just think of all the things you can buy with the money you save:

01: Our Delicious Chicken Quesadilla from Howie's place.
02: A beer
03: A Pony*
04: New Socks
05: A Candle
06: A fanny Pack
07: A Cassette tape of Ace of Base's "The Sign"
....The list goes on....

*Quality of said pony cannot be guaranteed

April 3rd, 7:30pm - Write it down, and be there for it! IT's going to be a blast! Thanks!!!!!